H8HQ+FMH Theodosia, Missouri, USA, Theodosia, MO 65761 - Ozark County

Hey, retiree dreamer!

Listen up.

Something huge is sliding your way.

A rare gem in Ozark County, Missouri.

Your tiny house retirement?

It starts here.

But theres a catch

Rush this, and youll miss it.

Trust me, youll kick yourself.

Ready?

Lets dive in.

Picture this:

Youre done with the grind.

Tired of sky-high rents.

Watching others live their dream.

Heres the good news:

0.43 acres of buildable land!

Perfect for your cozy tiny house.

Just 1 mile from the lake.

Get this

You can camp for 2 weeks every year.

Morning walks on your land.

Fresh air. Quiet. Peace.

The stress?

Gone.

Ill tell you in a second

This could be your life.

A porch you built.

Sipping coffee, lake breeze in your hair.

But theres more:

This land is yours to shape.

Your retirement, your rules.

Still with me?

Good.

Let me explain:

Owning this is easier than you think.

You could be the proud owner!

Heres the deal:

Down Payment: Just $67

Monthly Payment: $97

Monthly Note Fee: $10

Terms: 80 easy months

Document fees: $97 (one time)

Taxes: $8.15/month

Thats less than your coffee habit!

Whats the bottom line?

Full price? Only $6,997!

Rare land in Ozark County.

But it gets worse

This spot is hot.

Demands high, supplys low.

Hesitate, and its gone.

My advice?

Grab it now.

Someone else is eyeing it.

Know this:

90-day money-back guarantee.

No hassle. No questions.

Youre in a no-lose spot.

Love your land, or get your cash back.

Sounds good?

Pay today.

Sign the papers.

Own your land.

But theres a catch

Skip this, and what happens?

Youre stuck dreaming.

Watching others build their tiny homes.

Regretting the one that got away.

Dont let that be you.

This is your chapter.

Your lakeside retirement.

Your tiny house dream.

Curious?

Contact us now to learn more.

Your futures waiting.